Alright folks… let’s address the elephant in the room. Yes, it’s brand new. Yes, it’s ridiculously nice. And yes… I’m here trying to convince you that buying a $60k bass boat is a perfectly reasonable life decision. For sale: 2025 Excel EX200 Bass Boat This thing is basically a 20-foot aluminum missile designed to hunt bass that weigh less than a small cat but somehow control your entire weekend schedule. Built like a tank with a .125 all-welded aluminum hull, so if you somehow manage to break it you probably also broke several laws of physics. This one is brand new and loaded from the dealership with the good stuff: • Mercury 200 (because slow boats are for pontoon guys) • Atlas hydraulic jack plate • Minn Kota Fortrex trolling motor • Humminbird Helix 9 • 8’ Power Pole • Hot Foot throttle • Bluetooth stereo for tournament hype music or dad rock Rod boxes hold more rods than you should admit owning, including up to 10 rods to 8 ft in the center box.